As I was walking up to my room I saw an interesting card on the ground in the straircase leading up to my room.
It looked quite intricate and interesting at first glance so I decided to take another look. In an instant I recognized the mask as that of V. For the uninformed, V is a character from a movie that burst onto the world last year depicting a 1984ish Britain on the brink of revolution.
V
Quothe V:
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi†now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
The mystery grew as I turned the card.
Well hello there.
Such intricate patterns. There has to be more to this card. No one in their right mind would print something so detailed for no reason at all. Indeed, no one. An anonymous no one.
Expensive
Hmm, I wonder where this is going: http://www.youfoundthecard.com/
Well so much for that. Really guys? You printed this expensive card and probably wasted many hours of your life just to advertise for an anti-scientology website? Well, whatever, if that’s your ‘hobby’ than who am I to judge?